Thursday , 20 June 2019

Glasgow charitable bake sale sabotaged by hidden dildo

Dildo in CakeGlasgow City Council has launched an investigation after a charity bake sale was sabotaged by the discovery of a dildo lodged in a cake.

The charity cake sale took place in Glasgow City Council’s offices in John Street on Friday, to raise cash for a Romanian orphanage, to which a city council employee has links to.

However, an “extra” hidden ingredient, lodged in an otherwise delicious chocolate cake, caused the charity bake sale to be terminated.

Apparently this “news” is no April fools prank, “the sale was called off and word quickly spread that all cakes had to be binned due to this malevolent act.

“By the close of business, the true nature of things came to light – someone had rammed a sex toy through a chocolate cake,” reported a source to Glasgow’s Evening Times.

The event organisers were apparently concerned that other cakes would be “sabotaged”, which led them to take drastic action: “As further acts of malice could not be ruled out the rest of the baked goods were binned”, the source added.

Glasgow Council has now launched an investigation to find the culprit of the act, with CCTV footage being reviewed in order to identify who, when and how led to the lodging of the dildo firmly in the middle of the chocolate cake.

The incident is understood to have taken place in the local authority’s council tax and housing benefits office.

A Glasgow City Council spokeswoman said: “It’s disappointing someone would intentionally sabotage a charity event which staff spent their own time and effort on.

“An investigation is underway.”

 

About Dan Littauer

Dan Littauer is a journalist who specializes in LGBTI current affairs, travel writing, feature writing and investigative journalism. He is a correspondent for LGBTQ Nation, ManAboutWorld, and previously worked for Gay Star News, PinkNews, San Diego Gay and Lesbian News, Gay Middle East, Lonely Planet as well as contributing occasionally to the BBC, Al-Jazeera, CNN and The Guardian. He also had an extensive career outside journalism, which included teaching psychoanalysis and social science, and consultancy work for the travel market. When he is not busy writing, he can be spotted rambling around the stunning Scottish landscape, where he lives, spending time at home with his cat.

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